Re: DoctorFunk vs Tikal Posted: 10 Jul 2003 02:58 AM
Heres my shit:
Hey david wark I know your mom told you, you came from a stork/
But the truth is after I ate her out with a fork like her pussy was pork/
I screwed her with so much torque that she sounded like a giant tuning fork/
ha ha so lets uncork the truth about your youth/
and ill tell you the story of when she had to much vermouth/
and in that phonebooth I hit her harder than george herman ruth/
but the truth is im gonna just keep comin like the terminator/
just keep gunnin like im some kind of tikal exterminator/
a moderator whos only an insect/
a redneck who i vote for as this months reject/
someone i dont respect and dont give a fuck for/
and i suspect if he spits anymore we will all snore hardcore/
until we cant ignore this whore anymore/
and it comes to war and we have to pour your gore all over the floor/
all this violence because i heard you swing on both sides just like a door/
do you want more or can i stop and we can be at peace/
before anymore rappin the violence has to at least cease/
please people, we gotta stop this hater slash moderator/
i cant believe you cater to this trash of a masterbator/
im not a hater just need my props/
these top twenty five posters remind me of cops nonstop, we need a new web hoster/
cause this one has two cracks and no dick like a toaster/
What hurts me the most is even if yall know im the best/
the tightest, you wont give me the slightest respect/
cause he did infect even your freedom to select, thats why im upset/
hes got u sold and controlled before his rhymes even unfold/
and his nose flows like a garden hose and he knows his clothes blow, he cant even where a bandana/
cause its too cold canada, but i gotta hand it to ya/
uh-huh your okay, for a gay/
but we'll never even see your face in USA Today/
Hey im rappin for the little people, the people who will never have a chance against tikal, because we know dick riders will all vote for him. Let's take it back to fundamentals and vote for who you really think raps better. If thats tikal give it to him. but dont give it to him cause your a bitch who rides his dick.
Re: DoctorFunk vs Tikal Posted: 10 Jul 2003 03:21 AM
Aight man, you with your 'little people' speech, just sit your ass down, and take your lyrical ass-whooping...
You dont even deserve a proper-diss//
How you gonna 'cum' at me, if you're yellower than my piss//
Why am I even battlin you, you're a newbie, I leave you in Naughty-Anguish//
Cover you up with ya 'voicebox', so you can really use some 'body language'//
My lyrics-are-water, like 'trips to the mountains', i leave these 'guys packin'//
When my lyrics hit, I make DoctorFunk 'lose-his-punch', like a 'Grocery Cart Hijackin'//
I floor whores, punch till you leave with Tore Pores//
DoctorFuck's 'shit' couldnt be 'on-point', if he took a dump on a scoreboard//
Left with Torn Chords, Strike you with Four Swords//
Hit you untill the blade gets 'in-ya-mind'//
Battlin DoctorFunk is like 'Jumprope Handles', cause he's at the 'end-of-the-line'//
Im gonna maul-this-roach, Punch till he falls-and-croaks//
Never got in the game, DoctorFunk remains on the sidelines, like a 'Football Coach'//
DoctorFunk couldnt 'Birth Sickness', if he was 'born-wit-rabies'//
Your 'dead on arrival', like 'Abortioned Babies'//
Suffocation, you feel it? Got you "wrapped" like a "mummy"//
Sophistication, you need it. Here's a "rap" "book" for "dummys"//
You couldn't hang with me, if you were a coat in the "closet"//
Your shit didn't make sense, like a bi-annual yearly "deposit"//
Your 'speech' on your 'little people' was too small//
Your not talented, this battle is what I call, no test at all//
Re: DoctorFunk vs Tikal Posted: 10 Jul 2003 07:27 AM
My advice is stop whinin like a little bitch and complainin about the mods. Nobody is out to get you.
As for your rhyme it was good Tikals was just better.
Re: DoctorFunk vs Tikal Posted: 10 Jul 2003 07:37 AM
DoctorFunk you need to accept defeat much better then that, and stop blaming your problems on everyone else. Tikal's was way better in my mind, and im not doing this because your a newbie or anything like that.
Re: DoctorFunk vs Tikal Posted: 10 Jul 2003 08:09 AM
i have'nt lost against tikal yet. i was just mad about ,y other losses. those i felt were pretty unfair, but if that's the way you truely felt about them than i accept defeat. i took both battles to another board and i won easily on both of them. tikal is very good and i wouldnt be mad if i lost to him because he is pretty good, but those other two sucked compared to me and everyone says it except the moderators on this board and it made me curious.
Re: DoctorFunk vs Tikal Posted: 10 Jul 2003 08:23 AM
*Dayummm*
Flow=Tikal
Disses=Tikal
Vocab=Tikal
Shock=You couldn't hang with me, if you were a coat in the "closet"//
Your shit didn't make sense, like a bi-annual yearly "deposit"//
Shock2=You couldn't hang with me, if you were a coat in the "closet"//
Your shit didn't make sense, like a bi-annual yearly "deposit"//
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